Hoo,
boy, the weed in the '70's must have really been somethin' to get
people to voluntarily pay money to see this turd on the big screen...
When I first heard of this film I was nine years old and in the article I
read about in THE MONSTER TIMES, it was alleged to be a followup to the
ultra-low-budget and wholly ludicrous INVASION OF THE BLOOD FARMERS, so
I'd been quite curious to see it for a very long time. One of my aims
in doing this 31 days of horror project is to both refresh my memories
of some favorites and share them with you, but I also wanted to see some
films I'd never sat through before, this being one of those. Now that
I've seen this howler of a train wreck for myself, I fail to see any
sort of connection between it and its alleged predecessor.
SHRIEK OF THE MUTILATED involves a needlessly convoluted plot in which a
bunch of groovy Brady-era college students are lured by their professor
on a country field trip in search of a Yeti — a Yeti in rural America?
Ooooookaaaay... — that turns out to be a ruse in order to kill them as
fodder for a cannibal cult's annual feast, with their murders being
committed by a cultist in a pitiful (yet kinda charming) Yeti Halloween
costume (see above). It would be simple enough to drag a group of
college kids off to some remote area to murder them — this was the
Seventies after all and everyone was stoned, so all kind of fucked-up
shit happened and went unnoticed — especially if the locals and the cops
are in on it, so why go to the trouble of having some goofball run
around in a tatty Yeti costume?
(LONG PAUSE)
Why the fuck am I even bothering to question what is plainly and simply a
cheapjack horror time-waster that's best (barely) enjoyed with a
gut-full of cheap beer? When all is said and done, all that remains is
one very stupid time-waster that offers zilch in terms of scares. Great
title, though.
Poster for the original theatrical release.
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